On This Day: 2003

The following is the true, previously untold, story of what happened on this day in the history of black America.

Michael Jackson was the undisputed King of Paedophiles. He also sang songs. In 2003, he released his seventh album, Invincible, as well as three small children from his basement. No charges were laid, though one critic later remarked that the children he molested during the eighties and nineties were more marketable.
The irony of the album title was exposed a few years later when Jackson attempted a return to the stage, only to be overpowered and killed by a dwarf performer that Wacko Jacko had mistaken for a seven-year-old.

This is satire and is not intended to offend anyone. If you believe this is in any way racist, please contact me on Twitter to discuss why you don’t agree with this post.


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